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Funny joke by blessingkeyz!

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An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.  The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.  The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.  The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples."  Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.  The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.  The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, "Why did you laugh? You a

Xenophobia!: Five Nigerians attacked in South Africa again, three in critical condition.

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O.M.G Xenophobia!: Five Nigerians attacked in South Africa again, three in critical condition. The Nigeria Union in South Africa on Tuesday said five Nigerians had been attacked in Polokwane, Limpopo Province of that country in renewed xenophobic attacks. Three Nigerians are reportedly in critical condition in South Africa having suffered another xenophobic attack. Mr Collin Mgbo, Secretary of the Union in the Province said on telephone from Polokwane that three of the five Nigerians attacked were in critical condition in the hospital. “ I received a call that a Nigerian was attacked at Ivy Park in Polokwane on March 15. I got to the scene and saw that the Nigerian was almost dead, his house was looted and burnt,” he said. Mgbo said another Nigerian was also attacked in the same neighborhood same day and that while he got to the scene, the mob left the wounded man and descended on him. “ They left the wounded Nigerian and faced me. They destroyed my car a

The president of Nigeria, Buhari reveals scary details of his sickness, raises fear he might be admitted again sometime soon.

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President Muhammadu Buhari who has just returned from a prolonged vacation in the United Kingdom (UK), has said he had never been this sick in his entire life. Speaking to government officials at the State House in Abuja, Buhari said:“I couldn’t recall being so sick since I was a young man, including in the military with its ups and downs”. The president also said he could not recall the last time he had a blood transfusion. Buhari, however, stressed that with or without him, Nigeria will continue. Buhari expressed gratitude to Nigerians for all the prayers and show of goodwill, pledging to rededicate himself to the service of the nation. Addressing the country from the State House, shortly after arriving from London, President Buhari said he was fully committed to serving the nation and protecting the right of all Nigerians. ‘‘I am deeply grateful to all Nigerians, Muslims and Christians alike who have prayed and have continued to pray for my good health. ‘‘This is a testimo

Isaac Meek releases another single. See details below

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Popular rap artiste, Isaac Meeks drops another hit song. Hottest Naija act, Isaac Meek, has dropped another smashing hit single titled Upholder. This amazing song again displays Isaac Meek's  dexterity as a lyricist. See also >>  Let Go by Uncle syl His ability to communicate to his audience through relateable lyrics is just about what keeps Isaac Meek on top of his game.  See also >>  God made by Isaac Meek Download this song below : UPHOLDER (mp3 file) Download Upholder.mp3

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